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I finally got the nerve to meet up with a tranny on craigslist. I had a couple of drinks and when they arrived, it was my little brother. The next day Jerry killed himself. Before the internet I did not lust for horrible dark sex. PLEASE help me shut the internet off!
« Norwegian »
JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
I at last getting nerve to turn up along with a trance up at craigslist. I getting a couple of drink and as they arrived , it was my a little brother. Next day Jerry killed her. A prior facts intern I was not bidding delight for awful black gender. PLEASE aid my close facts intern at!
by kenny

JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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A rolling stone gathers no moss.
« Swedish »
EN rullande sten samla ihop nej moss.
A escalator stone hoard nos pulp.
by dbsmall
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
« Czech »
Lepší vrabec v hrsti než holub na støeše.
Better an egg today than a hen tomorrow.
by dbsmall
I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
« Czech »
JÁ chtìl bych dosti mít jeden láhev pøed mne , než jeden èelenka lobotomy.
SELF would rather hold a jar near me , than a tiara lobotomy.
You must treat me with respect in my home.
« Filipino »
ka dapat gamutin ako kumuha pagpitaganan di akin tahanan.
you must doctor me withdraw respect in my domicile.
I would like to get drunk tonight
« Latin »
EGO would amo impetro madidus tonight
I would to love to get wet tonight
by Kimzza
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
« Japanese »
速い茶色の孤は不精な犬を飛び越す。
The orphan of fast brown jumps over the lazy dog.
Scars on shins and scars on my knuckles Today I woke up in a basketball court Jonjo's in Sydney and he aint returning Im sitting in soho trying to stay drunk
« Latin »
Vix in crus quod vix in meus knuckles Hodie EGO woke sursum in a basketball villa Jonjo's in Sydney quod is aint recidivus Im sitting in soho trying moror madidus
Scarcely upon shin and scarcely upon my knuckles Today I woke upwards upon a basketball country house Jonjo's upon Sydney and this aint returning Im sitting upon soho trying to stay wet
by renderanything
Vampires do not sparkle.
« Latin »
Lamia operor non mico.
Witch to work not to serve.
You smell like salty garbage.
« Korean »
당신은 짠 쓰레기 같이 냄새맡는다.
You sniff the salty trash together.
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
« Portuguese »
Eu dei-lhe meu coração e deu-me uma pena.
I gave my heart and I gave to me a penalty to it.
Nice shirts like you!