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I finally got the nerve to meet up with a tranny on craigslist. I had a couple of drinks and when they arrived, it was my little brother. The next day Jerry killed himself. Before the internet I did not lust for horrible dark sex. PLEASE help me shut the internet off!
« Norwegian »
JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
I at last getting nerve to turn up along with a trance up at craigslist. I getting a couple of drink and as they arrived , it was my a little brother. Next day Jerry killed her. A prior facts intern I was not bidding delight for awful black gender. PLEASE aid my close facts intern at!
by kenny

JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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hope and change
« Welsh »
gobeithia a chyfnewid
I hope I go change
Yes we can!
« Czech »
Ano my pocínovat!
Ay we tin!
License and registration please ma'am
« Chinese (traditional) »
執照和註冊請ma' 上午
The license and the registration invite ma' In the morning
eat a big bowl of fuck
« Japanese »
性交の大きいボールを食べなさい
Eat the ball whose sexual intercourse is large
Excuse me sir, have you seen my pants?
« Japanese »
私を、見た私のズボンを許すか。
Are my pants which looked at me, permitted?
by digitalprophet
I met someone at the dog show. She was holding my left arm. but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
« Greek »
Συνάντησα κάποιο στο σκυλί παρουσιάζω. Κρατούσε τον αριστερό βραχίονά μου. αλλά ο καθένας ενεργούσε κανονικός έτσι εγώ προσπάθησε να φανεί αδιάφορος.
I met somebody in the dog I present. Kept my left winger of arm. but each one acted regular thus i tried he appears incurious.
Fuck me silly.
« Japanese »
愚かな私と性交しなさい。
Foolish me have sexual intercourse.
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
« Dutch »
Vraag niet voor wie de kloktol, het tol voor thee.
Question not for which the bell toll, it toll for tea.
I am the cream of the crop. I rise to the top. I never eat a pig because a pig is a cop. Better yet a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out as if my name was Sega.
« Chinese (traditional) »
我是精英。 我在上面起来。 因為豬是警察,我從未吃一頭豬。 改善,一個終止者,像Arnold Schwarzenegger,设法显示我,好像我的名字Sega。
I am an outstanding person. I get up in above. Because the pig is police, I never eat a pig. The improvement, a terminator, looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, tries to demonstrate me, probably my name Sega.
Vagina is awesome.
« Korean »
질은 최고 이다.
The quality is top.
Nice shirts like you!