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I finally got the nerve to meet up with a tranny on craigslist. I had a couple of drinks and when they arrived, it was my little brother. The next day Jerry killed himself. Before the internet I did not lust for horrible dark sex. PLEASE help me shut the internet off!
« Norwegian »
JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
I at last getting nerve to turn up along with a trance up at craigslist. I getting a couple of drink and as they arrived , it was my a little brother. Next day Jerry killed her. A prior facts intern I was not bidding delight for awful black gender. PLEASE aid my close facts intern at!
by kenny

JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Barack_Obama_Sucks_Dick
« Korean »
Barack_Obama_Sucks_Dick
Barack_Obama_Sucks_Dick
by Streetrunner
anousheh is better looking than megan fox, although less good looking than jack sparrow
« Japanese »
anoushehはジャッキのすずめよりより少なく格好良いがミーガンの孤よりよい見ることである、
anousheh the sparrow of the jack to be little the appearance is good at times, but it is to be better than the orphan of me cancer/gun and to see,
by Streetrunner
Bob will never get laid.
« Chinese (simplified) »
鲍伯不会得到放置。
Bob will obtain the laying aside.
by Streetrunner
I have a giant penis.
« Japanese »
私に巨大な陰茎がある。
There is an enormous penis in me.
by Streetrunner
Why is my boner 10 feet long?
« Greek »
Γιατί είναι το boner μου 10 πόδια μακροχρόνιο;
Why it is boner my 10 legs long-lasting?
by Streetrunner
My hovercraft is full of eels!
« Serbian »
Moj vozilo koje lebdi na jastuku komprimovanog vazduha 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu pun eels!
My vehicle which hover over bolster compressed air 3. wis with IT BE from present teeming eels!
by vigilante
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
« Japanese »
私はこの記録、それを傷付く買わない。
I am hurt this record, you do not buy that.
by vigilante
Meow, I am a kitty cat.
« French »
Meow, je suis un chat de minou.
Meow, I am a cat of pussy.
Would you like to lick my flabby, fat whore smothered in vinegar?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您要不要舔在醋窒息的我松软,肥胖妓女?
You must lick me who suffocates in the vinegar to be soft, obese prostitute?
by xXGothLeprechaunXx
Poopoo
« Croatian »
krma, iscrpsti
stern , work out
by Streetrunner
Nice shirts like you!