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I finally got the nerve to meet up with a tranny on craigslist. I had a couple of drinks and when they arrived, it was my little brother. The next day Jerry killed himself. Before the internet I did not lust for horrible dark sex. PLEASE help me shut the internet off!
« Norwegian »
JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
I at last getting nerve to turn up along with a trance up at craigslist. I getting a couple of drink and as they arrived , it was my a little brother. Next day Jerry killed her. A prior facts intern I was not bidding delight for awful black gender. PLEASE aid my close facts intern at!
by kenny

JEG til slutt fikk nerven å møte opp med en trance opp på craigslist. JEG fikk et par drikker og når de ankom , den var meg liten bror. Morgendagen Jerry drept seg. Tidligere det sykehuslege JEG bydde ikke lysten for fryktelig mørk kjønn. BEHAGE hjelpe meg lukke det sykehuslege av!
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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When I look in your eyes, all of my problems are forgotten and everything feels right again.
« Japanese »
私があなたの目を見るとき、私の問題すべては忘れられ、すべては再度右に感じる。
When I look at your eye, my problem everything is forgotten, as for everything is moved for the second time by the right.
can i say that I love you? Because I very much do...
« Croatian »
mogu li ono što je kazano taj Volim te? Jer JA vrlo velik dio obaviti.
can I it which had Casanova this I love you? Because I superlative part of complete.
To be or not to be, that is the question.
« Japanese »
あるためにはまたはないために、それは質問である。
For a certain or because it is not, that is question.
Ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you.
« Czech »
Ptát se jaký tebe pocínovat pøemoci tvùj kraj , ne jaký tvùj kraj pocínovat pøemoci tebe.
Question what you tin surmount yours section , no what yours section tin surmount you.
pain is inevitable suffering is optional
« Latin »
poena est inevitable patientia est optional
pain is inevitable patience is optional
Has anyone ever told you that you are angry when you are beautiful?
« Danish »
Har en nogen sinde fortalt jer at du er gal i hovedet hvor du er smuk?
Has a ever told you that you are mad where you are good-looking?
Never assume the toilet in your hotel has been sanitized for your protection.
« German »
Nehmen Sie nie an, dass die Toilette in Ihrem Hotel für Ihren Schutz saniert worden ist.
Never assume that the toilet in your hotel for your protection was reorganized.
I left my socks at your house last night
« Czech »
JÁ levá strana má ponožky v tvùj dùm vèera veèer
SELF verso has socks within yours household last night
The end is not was but is there to the end of the human waste.
« Japanese »
端はそこになかったり人の排泄物の端にあるないが。
There is no edge there and/or there is an edge of excretory ones of the person it is not, but.
by Ricky Bobby
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries
« Romanian »
al tãu mamã was un hamster ºi al tãu tatã smelt de elder berries
your mother was an anchovy and your father smelt from elder berries
Nice shirts like you!