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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Excuse me, where is the restroom?
« Korean »
실례합니다, 화장실은 어디에 인가?
Is impolite, the bathroom authorizes in where?
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And cannot tell where to find them
« Japanese »
小さいBoは失い、彼女のヒツジを言うことができないそれらをどこで見つけるかのぞく
Small Bo loses, finds those which cannot say her sheep somewhere, you exclude
She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where evrything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
« Chinese (traditional) »
She' s得到了以我所見提醒我童年記憶的微笑 那里evrything 是一样新鮮的象明亮的蓝天 偶爾,當我看見她的面孔 她带走我到那個特別地方,並且,如果我太長期凝視 I' d大概劃分並且哭泣
She' s obtained saw by me reminds my childhood memory micro to smile there evrything is the equally fresh elephant bright blue sky occasionally, when I saw her face she to carry off me to that special place, and, if I stared at I' too for a long time; d divides probably and sobs
holy shit batman
« Korean »
맙소사 배트맨
[map] Death by fire Batman
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
« Japanese »
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.
« Croatian »
Rudolph crven - nos sjeverni sob je vrlo sjajan nos.
Mine claret-colored prow reindeer had very luxurious prow.
potato gun
« Spanish »
arma de la patata
it arms of the potato
by Jason
I think you are the best thing since sliced bread!
« Japanese »
私はスライスされたパン以来の最もよい事であることを考える!
I think of that it means that ever since of the pan which is sliced is best!
On the whole my shit hole is unholy and full of holes.
« Italian »
Nel complesso il mio foro della merda è pericolosa e pieno dei fori.
On the whole my hole of the merda is dangerous and full of the holes.
by Samuel
I like big butts and can not lie
« Chinese (traditional) »
我喜歡大靶垛,并且不可能說謊
I like the big butt, and is impossible to lie
Nice shirts like you!