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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where evrything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
« Chinese (traditional) »
She' s得到了以我所見提醒我童年記憶的微笑 那里evrything 是一样新鮮的象明亮的蓝天 偶爾,當我看見她的面孔 她带走我到那個特別地方,並且,如果我太長期凝視 I' d大概劃分並且哭泣
She' s obtained saw by me reminds my childhood memory micro to smile there evrything is the equally fresh elephant bright blue sky occasionally, when I saw her face she to carry off me to that special place, and, if I stared at I' too for a long time; d divides probably and sobs
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
« Japanese »
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.
« Croatian »
Rudolph crven - nos sjeverni sob je vrlo sjajan nos.
Mine claret-colored prow reindeer had very luxurious prow.
potato gun
« Spanish »
arma de la patata
it arms of the potato
by Jason
Your face is funny.
« Japanese »
あなたの表面はおかしい。
Your surface is strange.
I think you are the best thing since sliced bread!
« Japanese »
私はスライスされたパン以来の最もよい事であることを考える!
I think of that it means that ever since of the pan which is sliced is best!
Oh no! I am late to catch the bus!
« Italian »
Oh no! Sono in ritardo interferire il bus!
Oh not! They are behind schedule to interfere with the bus!
If I could I would make a song for you about philosophy.
« Danish »
Selv om JEG kunne JEG ville skabe en sang nemlig jer omkring filosofi.
Even though I could I ville give rise to a song that is to say you round philosophy.
by Rune Kjær Rasmussen
I would like to kiss your breasts
« Japanese »
私はあなたの胸に接吻することを望む
I desire the fact that it kisses to your chest
What's your game?
« Hungarian »
Mi -a vad?
Mi the ferine?
Nice shirts like you!