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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Everybody loves lemons. Eat your lemons, good sir.
« Japanese »
皆はレモンを愛する。 あなたのレモン、よい食べなさい。
Everyone loves the lemon. Your lemon, it is good, eat.
Scientists in Colombia have unearthed the remains of a true prehistoric monster believed to be the biggest snake ever to have lived on Earth.
« Russian »
Научные работники в Колумбия отрывали остатки истинного доисторического изверга, котор верят, что были самой большой змейкой всегда прожить на земле.
Scientific workers in Columbia tore off the remainders of true prehistoric monster, it was which they believe that they were largest snake always live on the earth.
Please don't kill me. Take my brother instead.
« German »
Bitte don' t töten mich. Nehmen Sie meinen Bruder anstatt.
Ask don' t kill me. Let us take mean brother instead of.
We should have sex and then pay a hooker to masturbate a donkey while we watch and cut each other.
« Japanese »
私達は私達が互いを見、切る間、性を有するそして次にろばに自慰行為をするために売春婦を支払うべきである。
We us look at each other, while cutting, possess characteristic and the prostitute should be paid in order to do masturbation next in the donkey.
Former CIA director to serve on spy panel
« Spanish »
Director anterior de la Cia a servir en el panel del espía
Previous director of the company to serve in the panel of the spy
I love shit like this.
« Spanish »
Amo mierda como esto.
Master excrement like this.
Sweet, merciful crap!
« French »
Merde douce et compatissante !
Shit soft and sympathizing!
"Is there anybody there?" said the travellor, knocking on the moonlit door; while his horse, in the silence, champed the grasses of the forest's ferny floor.
« Russian »
" Кто-нибудь там? " сказал travellor, стучая на moonlit двери; пока его лошадь, в безмолвии, чавкала травы forest' пол s ferny.
" Someone there? " said travellor, knocking to moonlit of door; thus far its horse, in the silence, champed grass of forest' the sex s of ferny.
Round up the usual suspects.
« Danish »
Indkredse den almindelig ane.
Round up the usual ancestor.
i came so fast my load exploded on all of those apples
« Japanese »
私は来た従って私の負荷はそれらのりんごすべてで爆発される絶食する
I came, therefore as for my load it is exploded you fast at those apple everything
Nice shirts like you!