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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I just had sex
« German »
Ich hatte gerade Geschlecht
I had straight sex
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The name's Bond. James Bond
« Norwegian »
Facts appellation Band. But Band
by Jonathan
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Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.
« Korean »
She will turn her driver license and when receiving, golden hair America chyess was the n the thing why? Her in definite plan ''F '' because it gets.
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I've been working on the railroad all the live long day
« German »
I worked on the railway that whole long lively day
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DON'T DRINK SOAP! KEEP OUT OF EYE! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
« Icelandic »
DON'T POTION Soap! SUSTENANCE Because Eye! washy washy all right
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Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made. Stick your finger up the hole, and out will come a Tootsie Roll.
« Czech »
Mléko , mléko , limonáda. Asi èlen urèitý hledisko , dát dohromady is udìlal. Pøilepit tvùj brát autobus èlen urèitý jáma , a mimo vùle ale jdìte jeden Foukat Archiv.
Milk , milk , lemonade. Aromatically the standpoint , piece is made. Stick yours nibble bus the hole , plus without wills come a Whiff Archives.
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I have a runny nose.
« Japanese »
私に鼻水がある。
There is nose water in me.
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peters pecker picked another pickle brain pussy pepper
« Slovenian »
petersham woodpecker select another pickle upper storey ulcerously pepper
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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Skate or die!
« Croatian »
Skate or lay down one's life!
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