There's something to be said for subtlety.
There' s機微のために言われることを何か。
There' What being said minute because of the s machine?
by Jessica C.
don't make me open up a can of whoop ass on you
don' t는 당신에 저에 야아 하는 소리 당나귀의 깡통을 연
don' t in you in me Oh! Oh the empty tin-can of the acoustic donkey which does year
Tickle me Elmo
私をElmoくすぐりなさい
The Elmo [ku] the [ri] do me immediately
I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Fi would 'n falch dalu 'ch Dydd Mawrth achos a hamburger heddiw.
I would ' heartburn proud pay ' dogs Tuesday because I go hamburger today.
Do you want to date my avatar
Usted quiere hasta la fecha a mi avatar
You want transformation to date
by Adamant
Who is smarter - the average American or a small shrew?
だれがよりスマート-平均アメリカか小さい口やかましい女であるか。
Someone the smart - even America it is the small nagging woman?
I would like to have sex with your anus
私はあなたのanusが付いている性を有することを望む
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic where your anus has been attached
blah blah fish
瞎说鱼
Talks nonsense the fish
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
The Onion is a false news organization that makes humorous news stories.
葱是做幽默新闻报导的一个错误新闻组织。
The onion is makes the humorous newspaper report a wrong news organization.
