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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Where the fuck is the remote control?
« Latin »
Qua fuck est longinquus imperium?
By which route fuck is remote sovereignty?
To be or, not to be? That is the question.
« Japanese »
あるためまたは、ないためか。 それは質問である。
Because of a certain or, because it is not? That is question.
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Would you make love to me if I asked you nicely?
« Japanese »
私がきちんと尋ねたら私に愛を作るか。
When I ask securely, is love made in me?
Purple
« Welsh »
glasgoch, nglasgoch, 'n borffor, 'n lasgoch, porffor, yn borffor, yn lasgoch
purple , purple , ' heartburn purple , ' heartburn purple , purple , purply , purply
Alvin is black
« Hungarian »
Alvin van fekete
Underworld there is black
I have a rather large penis would you enjoy pleasuring yourself upon it?
« Japanese »
私に幾分大きい陰茎がそれにあなた自身をpleasuring楽しむあるか。
The penis which is large to me somewhat pleasuring enjoys you yourself to that, it is?
If Harry Potter is so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
« French »
Si Harry Potter est si magique, pourquoi la pente il traitent sa propre vue et obtiennent étendue. Un homme d'adolescent ne devrait pas avoir besoin d'un manche à  balai pour s'accrocher sur.
If Harry Potter is so magic, why the slope it treat its own sight and obtain wide. A man d' teenager should not need d' a handle with  brush for s' to hang on.
Everything today is thoroughly modern! Everything today makes yesterday slow! It's not insanity, says Vanity Fair! In fact, it's stylish to raise your skirts and bob your hair!
« Hungarian »
Minden ma van teljesen korszerű! Minden ma ideiglenes tákolmány tegnap lassú! Az nem elmezavar , mond Öltözőasztal Vásár! Valójában , az elegáns -hoz emelés -a perem és nehezék -a haj!
Everything yet today there is totally modern! Everything yet today makeshift yesterday slow! The not insanity , tell Dressing-table Sale! In reality , the elegant yield raising the marge and plumb the hair!
bloody oath mate
« Japanese »
血の宣誓の仲間
Companion of oath of blood
Fuck me hard
« Chinese (traditional) »
艱苦與我性交
Difficultly with my sexual intercourse
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