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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I would of brought you cookies, but I ate them.
« German »
Ich wurde von Ihnen Plätzchen geholt, aber ich aß sie.
I was gotten by you Plätzchen, but I ate her.
I fucked myself last night. My vibrator is my best friend!
« German »
Ich bumste mich gestern Abend. Mein Zerhacker ist mein bester Freund!
I bumste myself last night. My chopper is my best friend!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
« Welsh »
Hello, 'm enwa ydy Inigo Montoya. Laddaist 'm dadogi. Arlwya at darfod.
l make heavy , ' ores I name he is being Inigo Montoya. You killed ' ores father. I prepare to perish.
my best friend has a baby with a dickhead
« Japanese »
私の親友にdickheadを持つ赤ん坊がある
There is a baby who has dickhead in my close friend
by smbr5
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me
« Japanese »
および石は私の骨を壊す名前は決して私を傷つけない
Or as for the stone as for the name which breaks my bone I am not damaged under any condition
Did the poop fall in the toilet?
« Welsh »
Did 'r poop adfeilia i mewn 'r doiled?
Bit ' group poop I fall in ' group toilet?
senza una donna
« Italian »
una donna di senza
a woman of without
Bandic
« Croatian »
razbojnik, bandit, haramija, lupež
bandit , bandit , bandit , trickster
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. That is amore.
« Korean »
달이 큰 피자 파이 같이 당신의 눈을 명중할 때. 그것은 amore이다.
When the pizza pie where the month is big together hitting the target your eye. It is amore.
I don't speak French, so I use bad translators.
« French »
I don' ; t parlent français, ainsi j'utilise de mauvais traducteurs.
I don& #039; T speak French, thus j' use bad translators.
by emily
Nice shirts like you!