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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Hi, my nme is gabriel, what is your name?
« Japanese »
こんにちは、私のnmeはガブリエル、何であるあなたの名前であるか。
Today, as for my nme Gabriel, it is your name which is what?
I hate you.
« Czech »
To mi nejde pod vousy tebe.
It won't go down with me you.
you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink
« German »
Sie können ein Pferd führen zu wässern, aber Sie können ihn Getränk nicht bilden
They can lead a horse too wässern, but you cannot educate it to beverage
i am going to kill myself by breathing in a potato
« Japanese »
私はポテトの呼吸によって自分自身を殺そうと思っている
I intend probably to kill by your with the breath of the potato
iBone for iPhone and iPod touch.
« Japanese »
iPhoneおよびiPodの接触のためのiBone。
iBone for the contacting iPhone and iPod.
So, my nut sack has just transformed and is now smelling of something of the pineapple persuasion.
« Welsh »
Fel , 'm chneuen sacha has jyst drawsffurfiedig a ydy awron yn arogleuo chan rhywbeth chan 'r pineapple berswâd.
Like , ' ores nut I sack ace just transformed I go he is being now scenting with something with ' group pineapple persuasion.
That is the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
« Latin »
Ut est plurrimi turpis , inhumanus , quod nocens tempero rodent vos umquam paro eyes in!
When is the most unseemly , cruel , and bad to mix properly rodent you ever to prepare eyes upon!
Would you like to go sailing with me?
« Japanese »
私と航海することを行くのを好むか。
Me navigating is the fact that it goes liked?
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum!
« Japanese »
I' ろばを蹴り、フーセンガムをかみ砕くmここにおよびI' フーセンガムからのmすべて!
I' You kick the donkey, you reach m here which crunches the Hu plug gum, I' M from the Hu plug gum entirely!
by Brett
I fucked her then gave her a dirty sanchez
« Japanese »
私は彼女とそれから与えた彼女に汚れたサンチェスを性交した
As for me her the sun chess which becomes dirty in her who then is given it had sexual intercourse
Nice shirts like you!