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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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This is the exact problem with online instant translation services, they appear to never comprehend entire sentences.
« Greek »
Αυτό είναι το ακριβές πρόβλημα με τις σε απευθείας σύνδεση στιγμιαίες μεταφραστικές υπηρεσίες, εμφανίζονται να κατανοούν ποτέ τις ολόκληρες προτάσεις.
This is the precise problem with in direct connection instant translational services, is presented they comprehend never the entire proposals.
I would like to bang your ass.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのろばを強打することを望む。
I desire the fact that your donkey is hit hard.
World Toilet Organization
« Japanese »
世界の洗面所構成
Washroom constitution of the world
Men dont do kissing, they fuck, and they fuck hard
« French »
Les hommes ne font pas des baisers, ils baisent, et ils baisent dur
The men do not make kisses, they kiss, and they kiss hard
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
I want to buy a puppy dog.
« Czech »
JÁ potřeba až k koupit jeden hejsek být v patách.
SELF want to purchase a squirt dog.
William Shatner is James T. Kirk Commanding officer of the Starship Enterprise.
« Japanese »
ウィリアムシャトナーはStarship企業のジェームスT.のスコットランド教会の指令官である。
The William plain gauze toner is commander of the Scottish church of [jiemusu] T. of Starship enterprise.
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Who cares? It's no like anybody saw you.
« Japanese »
だれが気遣うか。 It' 誰でものようなsのNOは会わなかった。
Someone worries? It' NO of s the thing way with someone did not meet.
please do not feed the fish
« Icelandic »
þóknast gera ekki fæða the fiskur
satisfy do not give birth to the fishy
Holy shit! Porkchop sandwiches! Get the fuck out!
« Czech »
Svatý hovno! Porkchop sendvič! Dostat košem do prdele mimo!
Sainted shit! Porkchop sandwich! Meet with refusal fuck it without!
Nice shirts like you!