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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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That is the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
« Korean »
그것은 당신이 이제까지 눈을 위에 놓는 가장 더럽고, 가장 잔인하고, 나쁜 부드럽게 한 설치류이다!
It you this puts the eye until now above and is dirtiest, most cruel, is bad and to be soft is one rodent! where
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? We are missing exactly one sugary treat.
« Russian »
Кто украло печенье от опарника печенья? Мы пропавшее точно одно слащавое обслуживание.
Who did steal pastry from the jar of pastry? We the disappeared are accurate one sugary maintenance.
by hungry for a cookie
Poop is delicious
« Croatian »
Krma je slastan
Stern had toothsome
Overall the idea of sex with you causes me to have convulsions and inspires me to jump off a bridge or otherwise off myself.
« Japanese »
全面的あなたが付いている性の考えにより私に動乱がある、橋または別の方法で自分自身を離れて跳ぶように促す。
There is a disturbance in me depending upon the thought of the characteristic where extensive you have been attached, that it jumps the bridge or separated with another method, you urge from by yourself.
Can I have your number?
« Icelandic »
Geta ÉG hafa þinn tala?
Be able to I á brjósti thy irrational number?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
« Spanish »
¿Cuál es la velocidad de la velocidad aérea de un trago descargado?
Which is the speed of the aerial speed of an unloaded drink?
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
romeo romeo where for art thou romeo deny thy father and refuse thy name tis thy name is thy enemy though not thy self what is in a name wich by any name by a rose would smell as sweet
« Japanese »
ある何が菓子としてばらによるあらゆる名前によって臭いがする名前に芸術のあなたロミオのためにthy父を否定し、thy一流のtisをthy名前断りなさいロミオロミオはしかしthy敵thy自己ではない
A certain something in the name which smell does with all names by the rose as the candy Romeo's of art deny the thy father because of you, thy name refuse thy first-rate tis the Romeo Romeo measles to do it is not thy enemy thy oneself
by barney III
I want to put my penis in your mouth
« Japanese »
私はあなたの口に私の陰茎を置きたいと思う
I think that we would like to put my penis on your mouth,
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
« Korean »
그녀는 바다 해안에 의하여 바다 포탄을 판매한다.
She in compliance with the ocean coast sells the ocean projectile.
Nice shirts like you!