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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Spanish »
" ¡Caballeros! Usted can' lucha de t adentro aquí; ¡éste es el cuarto de guerra! " - El Dr. Strangelove
" Horsemen! You can' fight of t inside here; this one is fourth the military one! " - The Dr. Strangelove
There is no place like home!
« Icelandic »
There er neitun staður eins og heimili!
There is repulse stead as though home!
I want to kick your puppy and take a bath in the ocean.
« Korean »
나는 당신의 강아지를 걷어차고 대양에 있는 목욕을 가지고 가고 싶다.
I kick hard your pup and the bath which is to the ocean and going i have i want.
hello my friends, would you care for a soda?
« Korean »
여보세요 나의 친구, 당신은 소다 돌볼는가 것입니다?
The friend woman bond, you the soda will take care of is the thing?
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
by Kat
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
cum en mi tetas
« Spanish »
cum tetas del en MI
cum teats of in MY
Jesus wants to eat your asshole with fish sauce.
« Croatian »
Isus ištanje to jesti tvoj asshole sa riba umak.
Jesus want this have you yours asshole from an fish juice.
He's the most effectual, intellectual, tippity-top, Top Cat!
« Icelandic »
He's the áhrifaríkur , menntamaður , áfengi - toppur , Toppur Köttur!
He's the telling , educated man , spirits apex , Apex Puss!
To be or not to be.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭。
The survival destroys.
Nice shirts like you!