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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You have a nice pair of boots
« Croatian »
Te imati izbirljiv pariti od sluga
These have lickerish steam with valet
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
flip flop
« Czech »
fanda nemotornì se pohybovat
mustard lob
Look out! A burrito!
« Czech »
Dávat pozor! JEDEN drsný okraj!
Attempt to overthrow the government! A burr!
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Italian »
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
Hello, you are an awesome woman. I miss you very much!
« Greek »
Γειά σου, είστε τρομερή γυναίκα. Σας χάνω πάρα πολύ!
Hello, you are terrible woman. I lose to you too much!
by DelRay
This is a warning, which I was warned by my advisor to warn you about. You have been warned.
« Czech »
Tato is jeden výstraha , kdo JÁ was varoval do má poradce až k varovat tebe kolem. Tebe mít been varoval.
This is a warning , whoa SELF was warned up has advisors to warn you aromatically. You hold been warned.
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Dutch »
Houd me dichter uiterst kleine danser. Tel de koplampen op de weg. Bepaal me in bladen van linnen. U had vandaag een bezige dag
Me keeps dense extremely small dancer. Tel the head lamps on the way. Stipulate me in bladen of linnen. YOU had today a busy day
by Kat
man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
« Chinese (simplified) »
上床与痒的二赖子的人醒与有臭味的手指
Goes to bed with bum's person who itches awakes with has the stink finger
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Spanish »
" ¡Caballeros! Usted can' lucha de t adentro aquí; ¡éste es el cuarto de guerra! " - El Dr. Strangelove
" Horsemen! You can' fight of t inside here; this one is fourth the military one! " - The Dr. Strangelove
Nice shirts like you!