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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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That would be harsher punishment for parole violators. And world peace.
« Spanish »
Ése sería un castigo más áspero para los violadores de libertad condicional. Y paz del mundo.
That one would be a rougher punishment for the rapists of conditional freedom. And peace of the world.
Okay, so today I ate a cheeseburger. It was a very delectable cheeseburger. It made my tastebuds tingle
« Japanese »
わかりました、そう今日私はチーズバーガーを食べた。 それは非常に素晴しいチーズバーガーだった。 それは私の味覚芽のうずきを作った
It was understood, so present I ate [chizubaga]. That was element clear forcing [chizubaga] very. That made the eddy coming of my taste bud
by Chizubaga
Leave it to "The Simpsons" to kick off Holy Week with a zinger.
« Latin »
Licentia is ut " Simpsons " ut kick off Sanctus Week per a zinger.
License this when Simpsons " when kick off Holy Week very a zinger.
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
« Korean »
미덕 자비로운 중대한 야망이 큰 사람
Virtue the whacker the ambition which is merciful serious
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
« Portuguese »
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
Feed the Fish Get a shirt!
« Filipino »
pakanin ang mangisda kumuha a umiwas!
feed the fish withdraw a shun!
by your mom
Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
« Latin »
Ladies quod liberalis take meus consultum , traho down vestri pardus quod labor lapsus in glacies.
Ladies and courteous take my decree , to drag down your panther and to slip upon ice.
Purple
« Welsh »
glasgoch, nglasgoch, 'n borffor, 'n lasgoch, porffor, yn borffor, yn lasgoch
purple , purple , ' heartburn purple , ' heartburn purple , purple , purply , purply
I ran rampant through the city killing hundreds of people
« Russian »
Я побежал необузданное через сотниы умерщвления города людей
I broke into a run not bridled through [sotniy] of killing the city of the people
by Brian Anthony Reynolds
Nice shirts like you!