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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I met someone at the dog show. She was holding my left arm. but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
« Greek »
Συνάντησα κάποιο στο σκυλί παρουσιάζω. Κρατούσε τον αριστερό βραχίονά μου. αλλά ο καθένας ενεργούσε κανονικός έτσι εγώ προσπάθησε να φανεί αδιάφορος.
I met somebody in the dog I present. Kept my left winger of arm. but each one acted regular thus i tried he appears incurious.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
« Japanese »
ピーターのパイパーは漬物のコショウのコツコツつつく音を選んだ。 コショウのピーターの漬物のパイパーのコツコツつつく音は選んだ。 ピーターのパイパーが漬物のコショウのコツコツつつく音を選んだら、どこでコショウのピーターの漬物のパイパーのコツコツつつく音は選ばれるか。
Peter's piper chose the sound which the pepper of the pickle picks piece by piece. It chose the sound which the piper of Peter's of the pepper pickle picks piece by piece. When the sound which Peter's piper picks the pepper of the pickle piece by piece is chosen, is the sound which the piper of Peter's of the pepper pickle picks piece by piece somewhere chosen?
by Ben
If you can not say something nice, do not say anything at all.
« Japanese »
素晴らしい何かを言うことができなかったら何も全然言ってはいけない。
When it cannot say splendid what, at all at all you do not have to call.
would you like to go to dinner with me?
« Japanese »
私が付いている夕食に行くのを好むか。
Is the fact that it goes to the dinner where I have been attached liked?
Take a walk down memory lane.
« Japanese »
懐旧の情の下で散歩しなさい。
Walk under feeling of the retrospect.
I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.
« Russian »
Я действительно люблю ваши персики, хочу сотрясать ваш вал.
I actually love your peaches, I want to shake your shaft.
i cheated on my girlfriend
« Italian »
ho truffato sulla mia amica
I have swindled on my friend
only you can prevent wildfires. don't let our forests become "once upon a time".
« Chinese (simplified) »
只有您可以防止野火。 don' t让我们的森林成为" 从前"。
Only then you may prevent the prairie fire. don' t enables our forest to become " Formerly " .
by akijikan
Beer is proof that God exists, and that he loves us.
« Icelandic »
Bjór er sönnun þessi Guð vera til , og þessi hann ástsjúkur okkur.
Beer is verification ;l) Supreme Being be to , and ;l) he lovesick us.
I hate fuck with ass.
« Japanese »
私はろばとの性交を憎む。
I hate the sexual intercourse of the donkey.
Nice shirts like you!