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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i had an affair with you
« Portuguese »
eu tive um caso com você
I had I marry you
by aditya
You will do what every self-respecting woman does: lay on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags!
« Japanese »
あらゆる自尊心がある女性がすることをする: あなたの背部に置き、イエス・キリストをあなたのかかとを指し、そしてハンドバッグについて考えなさい!
It does that the woman who has all pride does: Place in your back section, yes Christ point to your heel, think and concerning the handbag!
big bang
« Welsh »
'n fawr chlepia
' heartburn large I clap
john keys
« Serbian »
zahod tipke
lavatory key
by Taryn
Don't talk to strangers.
« Welsh »
Gwisga t siarad â ddieithriaid.
I dress tower speak to strangers.
I would like to stick my penis inside you
« Japanese »
私はあなたの中の私の陰茎を付けることを望む
I desire the fact that my penis in you is attached
I found the cure for cancer!
« Danish »
JEG oprette den læge nemlig kræft!
I conclude the surgeon that is to say cancer!
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
How will I express my feelings for you now that I have discovered you are a cheating bitch!
« Japanese »
私いかにかごまかす雌犬であることを私が発見したのであなたのための私の感じを表現しなさい!
Because me I discovered the fact that it is the female dog which how is cheated, express my feeling because of you!
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« German »
Oh schiß mein Gott, i gerade meine Hosen!
Oh shit my God, i straight my trousers!
Nice shirts like you!