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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
« Czech »
JÁ chtìl bych dosti mít jeden láhev pøed mne , než jeden èelenka lobotomy.
SELF would rather hold a jar near me , than a tiara lobotomy.
You will do what every self-respecting woman does: lay on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags!
« Japanese »
あらゆる自尊心がある女性がすることをする: あなたの背部に置き、イエス・キリストをあなたのかかとを指し、そしてハンドバッグについて考えなさい!
It does that the woman who has all pride does: Place in your back section, yes Christ point to your heel, think and concerning the handbag!
Do not forget to pack a fresh pair of underwear in your carry-on luggage.
« Japanese »
新しい組のあなたの機内持込の荷物の下着を詰めることを忘れてはいけない。
That the underwear of the baggage of your inside of a plane holding 込 of new group is stuffed you do not have to forget.
Don't talk to strangers.
« Welsh »
Gwisga t siarad â ddieithriaid.
I dress tower speak to strangers.
die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian
« Norwegian »
dø helten eller bo lang nok å se du selv bli det landsby
die hero or live high enough to see yourself become facts village
I went bowling with my family.
« Japanese »
私は私の家族とボーリングをすることを行った。
I did my family and doing the boring.
that is a splendid suit you are wearing sir!
« Serbian »
taj 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu jedan sjajan molba te biti zamoran cheese!
that 3. wis with IT BE from present a bright application you subsist exhaustive cheese!
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
« Portuguese »
a raposa marrom rápida salta sobre o cão preguiçoso
The fast brown fox jumps on the sluggish dog
I have three penises.
« Japanese »
私に3つの陰茎がある。
There are three penes in me.
No shirt no shoes no service.
« Japanese »
ワイシャツ無し靴無しサービス無し。
The shirt it is not the shoes it is not there is no service.
Nice shirts like you!