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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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your mother is so fat, she needs a map to find her ass
« Croatian »
tvoj majka je na taj način mast , ona potreba karta pronaći njoj magarac
yours mother had to this mode unguent , she want ticket to find her jackass
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
« Korean »
빠른 갈색 여우는 게으른 개에 뛰어오른다
The quick brown fox springs up to the lazy dog
Press 0 if you would like to speak to an operator.
« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
It is so hard. That is what she said.
« Spanish »
Es tan duro. Eso es lo que ella dijo.
He is so hard. That is what she said.
by Mike
I design websites for a living.
« French »
Je conçois des sites Web pour une vie.
I conceive Web sites for a life.
by Lucian Dixon
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
« Spanish »
Nunca yendo a darle para arriba, nunca yendo a dejarle abajo, nunca yendo a funcionar alrededor y a abandonarle, nunca yendo a hacerle el grito, nunca yendo a decir adiós, nunca yendo a decir una mentira y a lastimarle.
Never going to give him for above, never going to never leave him down, going to work around and to leave to him, never going to do the shout to him, never going to say goodbye, never going to say a lie and to hurt to him.
Oh no, I am the red hot pajama super hero once more. Pass the trout.
« Japanese »
Oh NO、私はもう一度猛烈なパジャマの英雄ではない。 マスを渡しなさい。
Oh NO, I once more am not the hero of the fierce pajamas. Transfer the mass.
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
« Japanese »
兵士はあらゆる家で、所有者の承諾なしで、戦争の時に平和の時に、四等分される、法律によってある意味では規定されるために。
In the sense that the soldier at all houses, without acceptance of the owner, four is divided equally at the time of peace, at the time of war, is been by law because it is stipulated.
Captain: What happened ? Mechanic: Somebody sent us the bomb. Operator: We are getting a signal. Captain: What ? Operator: Turn on the main screen. Captain: It's you !! CATS: How are you gentlemen ?! CATS: Your entire base belongs to us! CATS: We are going to destroy you. Captain: What did you say !! CATS: You have no chance to survive. Make peace with your fate. CATS: Ha ha ha ha .... Operator: Captain !! * Captain: Launch every 'ZIG'!! Captain: You know what you are doing. Captain: Move 'ZIG'. Captain: For Justice!
« Japanese »
大尉: 何が起こったか。 機械工: 誰かは私達に爆弾を送った。 オペレータ: 私達は信号を得ている。 大尉: 何か。 オペレータ: メインスクリーンを始動させなさい。 大尉: It' s!! 猫: 紳士いかにあるかか。! 猫: あなたの全体の基盤は私達に属する! 猫: 私達は破壊しようと思っている。 大尉: した何が言うために!! 猫: 存続するチャンスを有しない。 あなたの運命の平和を作りなさい。 猫: Ha ha ha ha…. オペレータ: 大尉!! * 大尉: あらゆる'を進水させなさい; ZIG'!! 大尉: していることを知っている。 大尉: 移動' ZIG'。 大尉: 正義のため!
Captain: Something happened? Millwright: Someone sent the bomb to us. Operator: We have obtained the signal. Captain: What? Operator: Start the main screen. Captain: It' s!! Cat: The gentleman how it is?! Cat: Your entire basis belongs to us! Cat: We intend to destroy. Captain: Because something which it does says!! Cat: The chance which continues the possession is not done. Make peace of your destiny. Cat: Ha ha ha ha…. Operator: Captain!! * Captain: All & Launch the #039; ZIG'!! Captain: You know that it has done. Captain: Portable ' ZIG' . Captain: Because of justice!
by Dangerstevey
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
« German »
Ich mag große Kolben und ich kann nicht liegen.
I like large pistons and I cannot not lie.
by Chrissy
Nice shirts like you!