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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I met someone at the dog show. She was holding my left arm. but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
« Greek »
Συνάντησα κάποιο στο σκυλί παρουσιάζω. Κρατούσε τον αριστερό βραχίονά μου. αλλά ο καθένας ενεργούσε κανονικός έτσι εγώ προσπάθησε να φανεί αδιάφορος.
I met somebody in the dog I present. Kept my left winger of arm. but each one acted regular thus i tried he appears incurious.
Would you like to grab a bite to eat later?
« Japanese »
後で食べるためにかみ傷をつかむのを好むか。
You bite in order to eat afterwards and you like the fact that the scar is grasped?
bitches aren't shit but hoes and tricks
« Chinese (simplified) »
埋怨aren' t拉屎的,但是锄和把戏
Complains aren' t defecates, but hoe and acrobatics
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
« Croatian »
Te znati kako to hujiti , ne te , Steve? Te pravedan baciti tvoj počevši zajedno i udarac.
These know of how this whistle , does not these , Steve? These just throw away yours starting from together with plus wipe.
He's making a list and checking it twice. He's going to find out who's naughty or nice.
« Icelandic »
He's gerð a listi og stöðva það tvisvar sinnum. He's að fara til finna út who's óþekkur eða ágætur.
He's version a schedule and stop there twice times. He's snuggle up to go to find out who's unruly or fine.
I want to have sex with you
« Danish »
JEG ville gerne nyde køn hos jer
I ville gladly receive sex by you
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe, Attack ships off the shoulder of Orion. All those moments will be lost, like tears, in rain.
« Icelandic »
ÉG hafa seen hlutur þú fólk myndað af would not trúa , Árás allt klárt burt the öxl af Laufglói. Allur þessir augnablik vilja vera glataður , eins og tár , í rigning.
I á brjósti seen thing you gentlefolk alluvial with would avail believe , Attack everything workhorse drive away the öxl with Oriole. Total ;l) moment wish be no-win , as though tot , into rain.
I am super excited today!
« Japanese »
今日刺激される私は極度である!
I who today am stimulated am extreme!
i want to fuck you
« Croatian »
Želim karati te
I want to scold these
i hate you and i hope you fall into a vat of acid filled with rapist sharks!
« Dutch »
ik haat u en ik hoop u in een vat zuur valt dat met verkrachterhaaien wordt gevuld!
I hate you and I hope you in a barrel heartburn fall that it is filled with violator sharks!
Nice shirts like you!