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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You are an incredibly unattractive woman. Care for a face lift?
« Italian »
Siete una donna incredibilmente non attraente. Cura per un elevatore di fronte?
You are an incredibly not attractive woman. Cure for a forehead elevator?
all your bases belong to us
« Japanese »
あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属する
Your basis belongs to us entirely
If wolves had at your gate howled that stern time, you should have said Good porter, turn the key, all cruels else subscribed: but I shall see the winged vengeance overtake such children. (King Lear,3.7 with slight liberties taken)
« Korean »
선미 시간 늑대가 짖은 당신 문에 가지고 있던 경우에, 당신은, 돈다 열쇠를 좋은 관리인을 말했음에 틀림없다, 모든 cruels는 그밖에 구독했다: 그러나 나는 볼 것이다 공중을 난 복수는 그런 아이들을 따라잡는다. (Lear, 가지고 가는 경미한 자유에 3.7 임금)
Was having in your door where the stern timely wolf barks and in case, you were incorrect and the key which goes round to saying the good administrator, all cruels subscribed in addition: The air which is to see but the difficulty condensed water overtakes like that children. (Lear, has and in the freedom which is slight 3.7 wages)
My breasts are out of this world.
« Croatian »
Moj prsa jesu vanjska strana ovozemaljski.
My bust are surface of this world.
I heard that she is a slut because she fucked five men in two weeks.
« Italian »
Ho sentito che è uno slut perché ha scopato cinque uomini in due settimane.
I have felt that it is a slut because it has swept five men in two weeks.
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kitten
« Chinese (simplified) »
马文骑警队员总是得到他的小猫
The Marvin mounted policeman member always obtains his cat
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« Icelandic »
Frjáls Online Spjall Íbúð! Smellur , Skrá og Spjall! Smellur Hér!
At large Online Small talk Maisonette! Crack Skrá and Small talk! Crack Here!
Do or do not, there is no try.
« Japanese »
試みがしないか、または、そこにない。
Attempt does not do, or, there is no there.
It is late and I really need to sleep. Fixing my vacation schedule hurts.
« Japanese »
それは遅く、私は実際に眠る必要がある。 私の休暇のスケジュールを固定することは傷つく。
That is slow really to sleep, me necessary. Locking the schedule of my holiday is hurt.
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I went to the store for apple cupcakes but ended up getting deep fried shrimp and chocolate chip muffins.
« Korean »
나는 상점에 사과 컵케이크를 위한 그러나 끝난 튀겨진 새우 및 초콜릿 칩스 머핀을 얻기 높은 쪽으로 갔다.
I respecting the apple cup cake in the shop and the chocolate chip [su] muffin, the [thwi] chaff which ends but the new right which falls and getting was high and side with went.
Nice shirts like you!