no sex tonight please, just blow job
性は今夜仕事を喜ばさなかったり、ちょうど吹く
As for characteristic happiness it is not, blows tonight work exactly
by bid086
come and eat some tacos with me
저와 가진 어떤 타코를 먹는다 오십시오
With me eat what kind of taco which has and come
by H
I have a kleenex and a magazine, i'm ready to go!
私にクリネックスおよび雑誌、i'がある; 行くこと準備ができたm!
In me Kleenex and magazine and i& There is a #039; M where the thing preparation which goes is possible!
by Adam
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
duos plurimus vulgaris elementum obvius universitas es hydrogen quod bardus.
two the most common first principle on the way the whole are hydrogen and stupid.
I have to sneeze because I put pepper on an onion.
Я должен чихнуть потому что я одеваю в перец лук.
I must sneeze because I I dress into the pepper of pommels.
Internet Explorer has a serious security flaw which could result in someone remotely hijacking your computer.
Rhyngrwyd Archwiliwr has a 'n brudd ddiogelwch bai a could canlyniad i mewn rhywun 'n anghysbell hijacking 'ch chyfrifiadur.
Internet Auditor ace I go ' heartburn grave you make safe he were to be I go could consequence in someone ' heartburn out of the way hijacking ' dogs computer.
I wave my private parts in your general direction.
Ich bewege meine privaten Teile in Ihrer allgemeinen Richtung wellenartig.
I move my private parts in your general direction wavelike.
I have a dollar, will that make you smile into my lap?
imam a dolar , hoteti to izdelovanje vi smehljaj v svoj svitek?
I have however smacker , yammer this manufacture you smile within your wad?
by calleum
that below is funny
to spodaj je burkast
this valedictory speech there is zanc
Homer Simpson was not guilty of trying to kill Mister Burns.
golob pismonoša bedak was ne kriv od težaven ubiti gospod zalizki.
pigeon-carrier zombie was thingummy raking with worrisome to smite under the fifth rib sir! sideboard.
