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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Oh my God, ZOMBIES, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
« Chinese (simplified) »
哎呀,蛇神,奔跑您的生活
Oh, the snake god, runs your life
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
« Icelandic »
Hreinskilnislega minn yndi , ÉG don't gefa a fjandinn
Frankly my delight , I don't give a shit
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
« French »
Le temps file comme une flèche, mouches à fruit comme une banane
Time slips by like an arrow, flies with fruit like a banana
what would you do for a Klondike bar?
« Chinese (traditional) »
您為克朗代克河會做什麼禁止?
What can you make for a Koruna generation of gram river to forbid?
i did not have sexual relations with my houseplants
« Slovenian »
sem storil ne življati spolen svojci s svoj houseplants
I made thingummy have veneral relations with your houseplants
death to korea and china north america rules
« Chinese (simplified) »
对韩国和瓷北美洲规则的死亡
To South Korean and porcelain North America rule death
My pussy cat is cute and fluffy. Don't give it anchovies or else it will choke up a hairball.
« Russian »
Мой кот pussy мил и пушист. Don' t дает ему камс или друг он ограничит вверх hairball.
My tomcat of pussy is dear and downy. Don' t gives to it anchovies or friend it will limit upward hairball.
by Charlie
I poop in your cereal!
« Croatian »
JA krma u vaš žitarica!
I stern in your corn!
i love winning
« Korean »
나는 이기는 사랑한다
Me the selfishness loves
by Sorcha
It is late and I really need to sleep.
« Japanese »
それは遅く、私は実際に眠る必要がある。
That is slow really to sleep, me necessary.
Nice shirts like you!