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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
« Croatian »
primijeniti na dan uspomena doktor daleko
apply to day memory doctor far away
by katy
FAIL
« Russian »
ТЕРПЕТЬ НЕУДАЧУ
TO SUFFER THE FAILURE
Press 0 if you would like to speak to an operator.
« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
What in the world is wrong with you?
« Japanese »
あなたはどこかおかしくないですか。
You somewhere are not strange, is?
We do the sexy time?
« Russian »
Мы делаем сексуальное время?
We do make sexual time?
I like rice.
« Japanese »
私は米を好む。
I like the United States.
Where is the bathroom? I have to poop.
« Turkish »
nereye bkz. be belgili tanımlık banyo? I -si olmak -e doğru poop.
whither bkz. hi the bath? I si become had straight poop.
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. You would assemble me for a drink?
« Spanish »
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿Usted me montaría para una bebida?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. You would mount me for a drink?
by piripe
may i insert my enormous penis into your tiny vagina?
« Icelandic »
mega ég bæta inn í minn gífurlegur getnaðarlimur inn í þinn pínulítill leggöng?
be allowed I insert my walloping phallus in thy tiny vagina?
Tasty humbug!
« Russian »
Вкусное притворство!
Tasty simulation!
Nice shirts like you!