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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The eternal sleeper is I is rising. I will sew. I will grow. I will see and I will know. What's more am enterprising.
« Japanese »
The eternal person who sleeps has risen I, is. I sew. I am brought up. I see, have known. As for many no AM which is enterprise.
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What the fuck?
« Hungarian »
Mi a baszik?
What's wrong fuck?
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Dear Santa, Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
« Slovenian »
srčkan Santa , prosim spodbuda mi a zazobek puža , a zazobek parlament , svoj neznaten bodalo ter veliko od yummy izbirčen čokolada.
dear Santa , you're welcome whetstone we however barb doll , however barb parliament , your unimpressive whinyard and to the last degree with yummy squeamish chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
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How stupid are liberals in your country?
« Icelandic »
How stupid art permissive into thy land?
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make me a sandwich!
« Japanese »
私にサンドイッチをしなさい!
Do the sandwich in me!
by Sandra
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Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country
« Japanese »
There are no, ask any which your country can make because of you. Ask those which can make because of your country
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
« Slovenian »
vi ste srčen prositi za v poroka od vladar napad živčnosti ter Kate srednji.
you are warmheartly put in for within wedding with soverign thrust nervousness and Desk umbilical.
by Rachel Benn
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did you know that a neck orgasm is a real thing
« German »
you knew that a Ansatzorgasmus is a material thing
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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
« Danish »
Han ser jer hvor du er ligge. Han kende hvor du er vågen. Han kende selv om du har blevet skadelig eller artig , altså gavne godhed sake!
He notices you where you are come. He recognize where you are alert. He recognize even though you've been poisonous or sizeable , consequently be good for goodness sake!
by Rachel Benn
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I love having a party at Christmas. It's especially fun when someone dressed as Santa comes to the party. He wears a big red and white coat and hat. However, the little presents are always shitty.
« Filipino »
ako ibigin having a lapian at pasko. It's lalao na katuwaan kailan isang tao tokador gaya Santa lumapit sa ang lapian. siya magsuot a malaki pula at puti balutan at sumbrero. paano man , ang maliit ipakilala ay lagi shitty.
me love having a party and Christmas. It's especially mirth when freak dresser as Yearly come toward the party. he wear a ample red and white coat and hat. however , the little signify are constantly shitty.
by Rachel Benn
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