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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There are six levels of fatness: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Damn, and Oh, Hell No!
« Korean »
비만의 6개 수준이 있다: , 그리고 오오 크고, 건강하고, 거칠고, 푹신하고, 지독한, 나락 아니오!
There are 6 levels of obesity: And come to be big, was healthy, was rough, thoroughly the liege man, severe, hell no!
by thathquatch
You will curse the day you did not do, all that the phantom asked of you!
« Finnish »
Te jälkisäädös kiroaminen aika te valmis ei ajaa , aivan että aave kallellaan -lta te!
You will cursing period you ready-made no drift , clean that spirit askew from you!
I do not need to do drugs.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不需要做药物。
I do not need to make the medicine.
by Ruffle
I sent you a text message with that info
« Latin »
EGO sent vos a text nuntius per ut info
I sent you a woven fabric messenger very when to dig in
i am very horny now, and i want to lick your neck
« Japanese »
私は今非常に角質であり、あなたの首を舐めたいと思う
I now am the keratin very, we would like to lick your neck,
Get off of me!
« Chinese (simplified) »
出发我!
Embarks I!
I woke up this morning with a massive hangover.
« German »
Ich wachte heute morgen mit einem massiven Kater auf.
I woke up this morning with a substantial tomcat.
Why does it always rain on an otherwise perfect day?
« Portuguese »
Por que chove sempre em um dia de outra maneira perfeito?
Why it rains always in one day in another perfect way?
show me your boobs.
« Japanese »
私にあなたの間抜けを示しなさい。
Show your stupidity in me.
by tristan
I want to stick it in her hairy armpit.
« Italian »
Voglio attaccarlo in sua ascella pelosa.
I want to attack it in its hairy armpit.
Nice shirts like you!