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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i love you so much, will you marry me
« Japanese »
私は、結婚する私と非常に愛する
I love me who get married and very
I asked this girl out to dinner, but she turned me down.
« Japanese »
私は夕食にこの女の子に招待したが、彼女は私をおろす回した。
I invited to the girl this in dinner, but she lowers me, it turned.
You look like a nice piece of ass. Won't you come over and hop on my knob.
« Russian »
Вы смотрите как славная часть ишака. Won' t вы приходите сверх и подпрыгиваете на моей ручке.
You regard the glorious part of the ass. Won' t you come over and you jump on my knob.
Get me a dirty drink babe
« Japanese »
私に汚れた飲み物の可愛い人を見つけてあげなさい
The beverage which becomes dirty in me finding the person lovely
the pleasure of your visit is exceeded only by the pleasure of your departure
« Chinese (traditional) »
您的參觀樂趣由您的離開樂趣仅超出
Your visit pleasure leaves the pleasure by you only to surpass
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Transform and roll out!
« Chinese (traditional) »
變換並且鋪開!
And the transformation unfolds!
Call me on my beeper beeper beeper
« French »
Appelez-moi sur mon signaleur de signaleur de signaleur
Call me on my signalling equipment of signalling equipment of signalling equipment
I smoke weed, so what ? I am not a nerd, just a philosophy major.
« Latin »
EGO smoke runco , sic quis? EGO sum non a nerd , iustus a philosophy major domus.
I smoke to thin out , so anyone? I to be not a nerd , just a philosophy majordomo.
I like to eat mexican cheese, because it tastes fantastic.
« German »
Ich mag mexikanischen Käse essen, weil er fantastisch schmeckt.
I may eat Mexican cheese, because he tastes fantastisch.
Death by chocolate
« Latin »
Nex per chocolate
Violent death very chocolate
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