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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Please flush the toilet after use.
« Chinese (simplified) »
请冲洗洗手间使用后。
After please flush the washroom use.
I just defecated in my pants. Would you be a dear and help me clean it up?
« Russian »
Я как раз испражнялся в моих кальсонах. Вы были бы дорогим и помогали бы мне очистить его вверх?
I exactly of [isprazhnyalsya] in my drawers. You would be expensive and they would help me to clean him upward?
oh crap
« Icelandic »
núll vitleysa
zero nonsense
by IZABEL
The United States has elected its first black President.
« Norwegian »
Det Amerika har velge dens for det første sort President.
Facts The United States has adopt her first sort President.
I really need to use the bathroom but I am just too lazy to get off my chair and go.
« Italian »
Realmente devo usare la stanza da bagno ma sono appena troppo pigro per togliermi dalla mia sedia e per andare.
I really must use the room from I bathe but they are hardly too much lazy in order to remove themselves from my chair and in order to go.
by Jennk
To be or not to be that is the question.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭那是問題。
The survival destroys that is a question.
by Cameron
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy) I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me, to me
« Welsh »
Ydy hon 'r 'n sylweddol buchedd? Ydy hon jyst fantasy? Daliedig mewn landslide Na ddianc chan gwirionedd Agor 'ch chreuau Ddisgwyl i fyny at 'r ffurfafennau a canfod Fi m jyst a 'n dlawd bachgen ( 'n Dlawd bachgen ) Fi angen na chydymdeimlad Achos fi m 'n esmwyth d , 'n esmwyth cer Hychydig 'n dal , hychydig beichia Unrhyw ffordd 'r am-dro belts Doesn't 'n sylweddol chrawn ata , ata
He is being this ' group ' heartburn substantial life? He is being this just toothless? Continued in landslide I Do escape with truth Open ' dogs holes Look up to ' group firmaments I go see I ores just I go ' heartburn poor boy (' heartburn Poor boy ) I need I do sympathy Because I ores ' heartburn soft heartburn , ' heartburn soft go Few ' heartburn continue , few I burden Any way ' group he may wind blows.) ' heartburn substantial matter to , to
My name is Bang! I am a great ninja of the ikaragura clan. I am a warrior of peace and justice!
« Japanese »
私の名前は強打である! 私はikaraguraの一族の大きいninjaである。 私は平和の戦士および正義である!
My name is hard blow! I am ninja where the whole group of ikaragura is large. I am the soldier and justice of peace!
You suck donkey balls.
« Greek »
Απορροφάτε τις σφαίρες γαιδάρων.
Absorb the balls of donkeys.
Well, that is not exactly what i meant
« Korean »
그래서, 그것은 정확하게 나가 의미한 무슨이 아니다
So, it accurately, meat is not this
Nice shirts like you!