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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I went to the mall the other day and bought a very white slipper.
« Spanish »
Fui a la alameda el otro día y compré un deslizador muy blanco.
I went to the tree-lined avenue the other day and bought a very white speedboat.
It is very cold outside. It is very cold inside. It is warm in the oven.
« Norwegian »
Det er en meget kulden ytterside. Det er en meget kulden innenfor. Det er en hjertelig inne stekeovnen.
It is a a lot of cold outside. It is a a lot of cold inside. It is a cordial in the oven.
by omnideuce
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
You know what really grinds my gears?
« Latin »
Vos teneo quis vere frendo meus apparatus?
You to occupy anyone truly gnash the teeth my equipment?
Bits and Pieces. We scour the web so you don’t have to.
« German »
Stücke. Wir reinigen das Netz, also tun Sie nicht müssen.
Pieces. We clean the net, therefore you do not do must.
Pass the doobie to the left hand side
« Russian »
Передайте doobie к стороне левой руки
Transmit doobie to the side of the left hand
What the fuck is wrong with you
« Korean »
성교가 당신과 틀린 무엇
Sexual intercourse with you what which is incorrect
Inhale the chicken.
« Latin »
Commoror pullus.
Remain young.
I am a lesbian
« Korean »
나는 여성 동성애자이다
I am the lesbian
Do you like it?
« Italian »
Fanno voi lo gradicono?
Make you it gradicono?
Nice shirts like you!