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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Move bitch get out the way
« Japanese »
移動雌犬は方法を出す
The portable female dog puts out method
my lonely heart will fade away.
« Japanese »
私の孤独な中心は衰退する。
My lonely center atrophies.
situation normal all fucked up
« Chinese (simplified) »
所有性交的情况法线
All sexual intercourse's situation normal
Inkys are cute.
« Croatian »
Crn jesu oštrouman.
Umbrageous are long-headed.
by Pirka
I was a teenage zombie
« Japanese »
私は十代のゾンビだった
I was the zombie of a teen
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
« Japanese »
私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
I awoke bad remains ones and now morning, my penis for the second time was the whereabouts unclear.
Your breathe smells horrible
« Korean »
당신 무서운 냄새를 호흡하십시오
You breathe the horrible smell
Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe's honorary Knighthood has been withdrawn by the Queen.
« Chinese (traditional) »
津巴布韋Robert Mugabe '总统; s名譽騎士精神由女王/王后是孤獨的。
Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe & President #039; s the honorary knight spirit by queen/queen is lonely.
My feet hurt like the Dickens! Would you rub them for me and make me a cup of hot tea?
« Norwegian »
Meg feet krenke like det Dickens! Vil du gni seg for meg og lage meg en koppen av het te?
My feet affront equal facts Dickens! Do you rub her for my and brew my a cup at called tea?
I like to choke the chicken and slap the monkey
« German »
Ich mag das Huhn erdrosseln und den Affen schlagen
I may strangle the chicken and strike the ape
Nice shirts like you!