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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i dont like you so go fuck yourself
« Japanese »
私は好まない従って性交あなた自身は行く
I do not like, therefore sexual intercourse you yourself go
by Kelley
Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
« Italian »
Poiché non potrei arrestarmi per la morte, si è arrestato gentilmente per me.
Since I could not be arrested for the dead women, has been arrested kindly for me.
I love no one.
« Japanese »
私は誰も愛する。
I love everyone.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
« Japanese »
私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
I awoke bad remains ones and now morning, my penis for the second time was the whereabouts unclear.
I feel like i want To eat. are you hungry?
« Swedish »
JAG ha lyst till jag vilja till äta. er du hungrig?
SELF care to self want to eats. are you hungry?
by Emily
I like to choke the chicken and slap the monkey
« German »
Ich mag das Huhn erdrosseln und den Affen schlagen
I may strangle the chicken and strike the ape
my name is sarah
« Japanese »
私の名前はサラである
My name is the plate
by Sarah
I would not even serve it to a fucking pig.
« Spanish »
Incluso no lo serviría a un cerdo de mierda.
It would not even serve a pig as excrement.
by emsi
Doors are for people with no imagination.
« Japanese »
ドアは想像無しに人々のためである。
The door is for the imaginative non dying people.
The Encylopedia of organic gardening.
« Korean »
유기에게 뜰을 만들의Encylopedia.
It will float it will make to organic the Encylopedia.
Nice shirts like you!