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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You know? I've got some real heartburn problems, dude. Real problems. With heartburn. Welsh heartburn.
« Welsh »
Adwaenoch? Fi ve got rhyw 'n sylweddol d broblemau , choegyn. 'n sylweddol broblemau. Ag d. Cymraeg d.
adwaenoch I ve coat sex ' heartburn substantial heartburn problems , coxcomb. ' heartburn substantial problems. With heartburn. Welsh heartburn.
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I was hoping you might consider removing your shirt and exposing your breasts for all to see. And please be sure to turn your webcam on.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我希望您也许考虑去除您的衬衣和暴露您的所有的乳房能看。 并且请务必打开您的网络摄影。
I hoped that perhaps you considered removes your shirt and exposes your all breasts to be able to look. And please by all means must open your network photography.
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You taste like chicken.
« Croatian »
These taste like the Chicago.
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Are your chances of getting pregnant better if you have sex in the morning?
« Croatian »
Are yours Chanel with getting tired ultra if you have sex in the morning?
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
« Chinese (traditional) »
The person has two emotion: Hungry and has the angle. If you see him not to erect, makes a his sandwich.
by Quigui
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I have heart burn
« Japanese »
私に胸やけがある
There is a chest self-abandonment in me
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I love you so much you kill me
« Japanese »
私は愛するそんなにあなたが私を殺す
As for me you who are loved kill me so
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Pete and Sally, please don't go!
« Korean »
It will dawn with the Pete and li, the branch it is not,!
by Tom
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When the music is too noisy I cover my ears with my hands.
« Japanese »
When music me excessively being loud, cover my ear by my hand.
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all hail the commander in chief, george bush
« Czech »
a total of hail-storm the commander up head , George bush
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