Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  Yo mama fel 'n anhardd pryd asethai an 'n anhardd amau , ddeudan 'n Chwith , na professionals.
	      	
      Yo ure like ' heartburn unhandsome meal he joined cowardly ' heartburn unhandsome doubt , they say ' heartburn Left , I do professionals.
	
 
	
    	
	
	
	
		
    
   
  
      
  	
    
	
    
      My boss is a real ass hole
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  Mi jefe es un asshole verdadero
	      	
      My head is asshole true
	
 
	
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      we have a great sex life
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  my mít jeden celek pohlaví duch
	      	
      we hold a a total of sex wraith
	
 
	
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      Let's play canasta and have some delicious cake!
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  Let's oyun Kanada ve -si olmak biraz nefis pasta!
	      	
      Let's game Canada and si become a little excellent cake!
	
 
	
    	
	
	
	
		
    
   
  
      
  	
    
	
    
      Desperate, she pulls a gun and shoots him dead
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  Disperata, tira una pistola e gli spara morti
	      	
      Deprived of hope, it pulls a gun and it talks nonsense to it died
	
 
	
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      Nobody can find you a better deal
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  だれもよりよい取り引き見つけることができない
	      	
      The transaction where everyone is better it cannot find
	
 
	
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      I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can not deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  JÁ do téže míry dobrý cíl a Dovedu ne brloh Tebe druhý bratøi pocínovat ne odepøít A kdy jeden dìvèe kráèi do s neurè. èlen itty hoøký pás A jeden boubelatý majetek do tvùj èelit Tebe brát mít špièku
	      	
      SELF like sweet aim plus I can no slum You second brothers tin no withhold PLUS when a wench walks up with neurè. member itty bitter waistband PLUS a round wealth up yours weather You nibble sprung
	
 
	
    	
	
	
	
		
    
   
  
      
  	
    
	
    
      You can find your perfect match
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  Usted puede encontrar su fósforo perfecto
	      	
      You can find his phosphorus perfect
	
 
	
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      I hear voices in my head, they counsel me, they understand, they talk to me.
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  私は私に私の頭部の声を、彼ら勧める私に、彼ら理解する、彼ら話す聞く。
	      	
      I them am recommended in me who, them understand the voice of my head, in me, them you speak, you hear.
	
 
	
    	
	
	
	
		
    
   
  
      
  	
    
	
    
      Merry Christmas
	
		
  	
	
  	  
	  Hilaris Sarcalogos
	      	
      Cheerful Christ