I would of brought you cookies, but I ate them.
Ich wurde von Ihnen Plätzchen geholt, aber ich aß sie.
I was gotten by you Plätzchen, but I ate her.
I fucked myself last night. My vibrator is my best friend!
Ich bumste mich gestern Abend. Mein Zerhacker ist mein bester Freund!
I bumste myself last night. My chopper is my best friend!
I want to fuck your mother to her ass
私は彼女のろばにあなたの母と性交したいと思う
I think that your mother we would like to have sexual intercourse in her donkey,
this is fucking stupid
God help US of America
dyma fucking hurtyn Dduw chyfnertha NI chan Amerig, Yr
here is fucking stupid God I confirm WE with America , He Drives
Love is the dance of eternity.
Szerelem van a táncol -ból örökkévalóság.
Love there is the hops ból perpetuity.
I'll get back to you tomorrow.
Myndað af I will eða I shall ná sér niðri á til þú á morgun.
Alluvial with I will or I shall get back at to you tomorrow.
Did the poop fall in the toilet?
Did 'r poop adfeilia i mewn 'r doiled?
Bit ' group poop I fall in ' group toilet?
Here is the brochure you asked me to type. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.
あなたが私にタイプするように頼んだパンフレットはここにある。 私に私があなたのためにしてもいい何か他のものあるかどうか知らせなさい。
In order for you to type in me, as for the pamphlet which is asked there is here. Whether or not you are possible and something there are other ones in me me because of you inform.
I really want to pork you till you scream
Ich wünsche zum Schweinefleisch Sie wirklich, bis Sie schreien
I really wish you to the pork, until you cry