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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Forget the kissing and go straight to fucking, bitch.
« French »
Oubliez les baisers et allez directement à baiser, chienne.
Forget the kisses and go directly to kissing, bitch.
Where the fuck is the remote control?
« Latin »
Qua fuck est longinquus imperium?
By which route fuck is remote sovereignty?
Can I have your number?
« Chinese (traditional) »
我可以有您的數字?
I may have your digit?
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
« German »
Tun Sie an andere, da Sie sie an Sie würden tun lassen.
Do to others, since you would let them do to you.
more cowbell
« Icelandic »
fleiri týtuber
further mountain cranberry
How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
« Japanese »
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
by toadpole
Alvin is black
« Hungarian »
Alvin van fekete
Underworld there is black
I am a walrus.
« Chinese (traditional) »
我是海象。
I am the walrus.
by Rollins
I have a rather large penis would you enjoy pleasuring yourself upon it?
« Japanese »
私に幾分大きい陰茎がそれにあなた自身をpleasuring楽しむあるか。
The penis which is large to me somewhat pleasuring enjoys you yourself to that, it is?
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
Nice shirts like you!