I have 5 bicycles, but only 3 of which I currently ride.
私に3つだけが私現在乗る5台の自転車があるが。
There are 5 bicycles where just three my presently rides in me but.
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
If you say homework isn't a waste of time, you are wasting you're life on something very unimportant.
宿題isn'を言えば; t時間の無駄、you'を無駄にしている; 重要でない何かの再生命非常に。
Assignment isn& If you say the #039; Wastefulness and you& of t time; The #039 is made wasteful; Some re-life which is not important very.
by Chizubaga
My girlfriend said to me, you are a pervert! I said, thats a big word for a girl of nine.
私のガールフレンドは私のにである変質者言った! 私は、それである9の女の子のための大きい単語言った。
Although as for my girl friend me the pervert who is you said! I said for the girl of 9 where that it is large word.
by Q77
I hope that my father does not hate me after my bad grades
私は私の父が私の悪い等級の後で私を憎まないことを望む
I desire the fact that I am not hated after the class where my father me is bad
i am the most awesome person to ever live
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
too drunk to fuck
quoque madidus ut fuck
also wet when fuck
Beauty is truth, and truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know.
아름다움은 진실 및 진실 아름다움이다; 그것은 지구와 모든 ye 필요에 아는 모든 ye 알고 있다 이다.
Being beautiful, truth and truth being beautiful, is; It is knowing and endurance and all ye where knows all ye necessary.
love is beautiful thing. make love not war.
elske er smuk genstand. skabe elske ikke krig.
love is good-looking drink. give rise to love no warfare.
I will be your friend no matter what you put inside your anus.
私はあなたのanusの中に置くあなたの友人である。
I am your friend who is placed in your anus.