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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I want you to take your shoes off.
« Turkish »
I istemek sen -e doğru almak senin ayakkabı uzakta.
I wish for you had straight take thine footwear off.
How is the weather over there?
« Dutch »
Hoe is daar het weer over?
How there is it?
mommy, my butt exploded.
« Japanese »
お母さんは、私のバット爆発した。
The mother exploded my bat.
Where is the bathroom? I have to make a gigantic bowel movement.
« German »
Wo ist das Badezimmer? Ich muss einen gigantischen Stuhlgang bilden.
Where is the bathroom? I must form a gigantic chair course.
I took a field trip to the asylum today.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我今天采取了实地考察到收容所。
I have adopted on-the-spot investigation collection post today.
fuck
« French »
baise
kiss
stop or i will shoot
« German »
Anschlag oder ich schießen
Attack or I shoots
she ate meatballs with a fork.
« Korean »
그녀는 포크를 가진 고기 완자를 먹었다.
She will cut and the meat which has the fork [wan] she ate.
Please help, I have been badly wounded and might bleed to death. Where is the nearest hospital?
« Italian »
Aiuti prego, male sono stato ferireito e potrei sanguinare alla morte. Dove è l'ospedale più vicino?
Aids I pray, badly they have been ferireito and I could bleed to the dead women. Where it is l' hospital more close?
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
« German »
Mein Computer geht unten auf mich häufig als meine Freundin.
My computer goes down on me frequently as my friend.
Nice shirts like you!