Conservatives suck
Τα συντηρητικά απορροφούν
The preservatives absorb
Hello, how are you today? the weather is clement today, don't you agree?
你好,今天怎么样? 天气是宽容今天, don' 您同意的t ?
You are good, today is what kind of? The weather is tolerant today, don' You agreed t?
your mom is so fat, she's got her own zipcode!
'ch mom ydy fel bloneg , hi s got 'i addef zipcode!
' dogs bomb he is being like lard , she sound coat ' I confess zipcode!
by StupiDanger
I hate my job.
JA mržnja moj posao.
I grudge my affair.
The Onion is a false news organization that makes humorous news stories.
葱是做幽默新闻报导的一个错误新闻组织。
The onion is makes the humorous newspaper report a wrong news organization.
William Shatner is James T. Kirk Commanding officer of the Starship Enterprise.
Mannsnafn Mölbrotna er Mannsnafn T. Kirk Æðsti yfirmaður herafla af the Starship Framtak.
William Smash is William T. Church Commanding officer with the Starship Get-up-and-go.
by Fluf
Poker in the front and liquor in the rear
Stød i den forside og lakrids bagude
Butt to the face and liquorice in the rear
are you kidding me? you can't be serious
私をからかっているか。 can' tは深刻である
Am I teased? can' t is serious
What is love?
Beth ydy cara?
Thing he is being I love?
Poker in the front and liquor in the rear
Póker í the andlit og áfengi í the bakhluti
Poker into the face and spirits into the tail end