I love all you can eat Chinese
私はあなたが中国人を食べることができるすべてを愛する
As for me everything which you can eat the Chinese is loved
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I fart in your general direction
jaz pezdec v vaš splošen smer
yours truly fart within yours widespread tenor
I want to buy an apple.
私はりんごを買いたいと思う。
I think that we would like to buy the apple.
is there any1 at your house?
oes any1 am 'ch d]?
is there any1 about ' dogs heartburn ]?
Once upon a time
Einu sinni á a tími
One time river a while
I just want to have sex with you all night.
私はちょうどあなたが付いている性を有し一晩中たいと思う。
I possess the characteristic where you have been attached exactly and all night want.
I want to ejaculate in your vagina so hard it comes out your ass.
私はあなたの膣で射精したいと思う従って懸命にあなたのろば出て来る。
I think that we would like to ejaculate with your vagina, therefore your donkey it comes coming out eagerly.
I fucked myself last night. My vibrator is my best friend!
Ich bumste mich gestern Abend. Mein Zerhacker ist mein bester Freund!
I bumste myself last night. My chopper is my best friend!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello, 'm enwa ydy Inigo Montoya. Laddaist 'm dadogi. Arlwya at darfod.
l make heavy , ' ores I name he is being Inigo Montoya. You killed ' ores father. I prepare to perish.
get off me jerk. You are heavy and sweaty and you have a small penis.
odstranit mne škubnout. Tebe ar těžký a pot a tebe mít jeden malý pyj.
supplant me wrench. You are weighty plus sweat plus you hold a sparing phallus.
