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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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« Croatian »
žalostan Oba te utipkanim u odveć tekst ili we're stvarno zaposlen. Ugoditi Pokušajte ponovo!
tristful Two these entered in too text or we're you really stir-about. Please Try again!
Forget the kissing and go straight to fucking, bitch.
« French »
Oubliez les baisers et allez directement à baiser, chienne.
Forget the kisses and go directly to kissing, bitch.
Okay, so today I ate a cheeseburger. It was a very delectable cheeseburger. It made my tastebuds tingle
« Japanese »
わかりました、そう今日私はチーズバーガーを食べた。 それは非常に素晴しいチーズバーガーだった。 それは私の味覚芽のうずきを作った
It was understood, so present I ate [chizubaga]. That was element clear forcing [chizubaga] very. That made the eddy coming of my taste bud
by Chizubaga
Where is your rooster, Buck?
« French »
Où est votre coq, mâle ?
Where is your cock, male?
by Hurrai
The shit hit the fan
« Chinese (simplified) »
粪击中了风扇
The excrement has hit the ventilator
by BD
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
« Portuguese »
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
Purple
« Welsh »
glasgoch, nglasgoch, 'n borffor, 'n lasgoch, porffor, yn borffor, yn lasgoch
purple , purple , ' heartburn purple , ' heartburn purple , purple , purply , purply
I ran rampant through the city killing hundreds of people
« Russian »
Я побежал необузданное через сотниы умерщвления города людей
I broke into a run not bridled through [sotniy] of killing the city of the people
by Brian Anthony Reynolds
She likes to ride the pony snake to tuna town.
« Spanish »
Ella tiene gusto de montar la serpiente del potro a la ciudad del atún.
It has taste to mount the serpent from the colt to the city of the tuna.
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