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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
by Kat
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
cum en mi tetas
« Spanish »
cum tetas del en MI
cum teats of in MY
Jesus wants to eat your asshole with fish sauce.
« Croatian »
Isus ištanje to jesti tvoj asshole sa riba umak.
Jesus want this have you yours asshole from an fish juice.
He's the most effectual, intellectual, tippity-top, Top Cat!
« Icelandic »
He's the áhrifaríkur , menntamaður , áfengi - toppur , Toppur Köttur!
He's the telling , educated man , spirits apex , Apex Puss!
im a little teapot short and stout
« Chinese (simplified) »
im小的茶壶短小和烈性黑啤酒
the im small teapot is short and fierce black beer
by your mom
Someone please to explain to me what Jesus is doing on this slice of toast?
« Filipino »
isang tao masiyahan sa ipaliwanag sa ako ano heswita ay kagagawan sa ito hiwain ng tustahin?
freak please toward account toward me what jesuit are doing toward it slice of toast?
by Aepheh
Would you like to touch my naughty bits?
« Korean »
당신은 나의 장난꾸러기 조금을 만지고 싶은가 하고자 했는가?
You touched my mischievous child a little and under boil?
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
« Filipino »
sapat ay sapat! ako may had ito kumuha tesis motherfucking ahas sa ito motherfucking antas!
enough are enough! me have had it withdraw thesis motherfucking serpent toward it motherfucking degree!
tainted love
« Chinese (simplified) »
被感染的爱
Love which infects
Nice shirts like you!