nobody is perfect
κανένας δεν είναι τέλειος
no one is not perfect
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« Chinese (traditional) »
哎呀, i拉屎了我的褲子!
Oh, i has defecated my pants!
Why does my shirt smell like curry?
Proč does má blůza čichat do téže míry hřebelcovat?
Why does has shirt smell like comb?
mommy, my butt exploded.
mommy , má cíl explodovat.
mommy , has aim spring.
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
I took a field trip to the asylum today.
我今天采取了实地考察到收容所。
I have adopted on-the-spot investigation collection post today.
your destination is the gensokyo nineball, cirno.
あなたの行先はgensokyoのnineball、cirnoである。
Your destination is nineball and cirno of gensokyo.
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Do not read this sign.
Operor non lego is subcribo.
To work not to gather this to write beneath.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hän valmis kana estää katu?
Anythbly ready-made chicken hold thoroughfare?