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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
To be or not to be, now is the question.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭,現在是問題。
The survival destroys, the present is the question.
Going to church does not make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
« Slovenian »
tekoè v cerkvica does ne izdelovanje vi a kršèanski , poljuben veè mimo stanje v a garaža pomožen vi a voz.
voluble within little church does thingummy manufacture you however Christian , optional variously yound whack within however garage tributary you however wain.
what the fuck
« Norwegian »
hva det fuck
what facts fuck
Fuck me hard and fuck me fast!
« Russian »
Fuck я крепко и fuck я быстро!
Fuck I am strong and fuck I am rapid!
My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
« Dutch »
Mijn naam is Inego Montoya. U doodde mijn vader, voorbereidingen treft te sterven!
My name is Inego Montoya. YOU my father killed, preparations makes to die!
Some flavors are unforgettable, like the hearty taste of corn chips!
« Slovenian »
neki okus ste nepozaben , všeč biti živahen okus od žito odkrušek!
un taste are nevertheless , like zippy taste with grist fraction!
by Aaron
I Like the Fish in You
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto dos peixes em você
I taste of the fish in you
THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
« Spanish »
ELLOS DIDN' ¡T TIENE GUSTO DE MÍ! ¡NUNCA TUVIERON GUSTO DE MÍ!
THEY DIDN' T HAS TASTE OF ME! THEY NEVER HAD TASTE OF ME!
mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
« Korean »
벽에 거울 거울은, 누구 그(것)들 전부의 가장 공정하다?
The mirror mirror the (thing) field whole of who most is fair in the wall?
i can fly like an eagle
« Portuguese »
eu posso voar como uma águia
I can fly I eat an eagle
Nice shirts like you!