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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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nobody is perfect
« Greek »
κανένας δεν είναι τέλειος
no one is not perfect
Jackpot!
« Italian »
Posta!
Mail!
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Russian »
вы полюбите я положить мой пенис в ваш vagina?
you will fall in love I to place my penis into your vagina?
I'm going to kick the shit out of you!
« Czech »
I'm existující až k kopnutˇ člen určitý hovno bez tebe!
I'm subsistent to kick the shit without you!
And as for me, give me liberty or give me bermuda shorts.
« Japanese »
そして私に関しては、私に自由を与えるか、または私にバミューダパンツを与えなさい。
And in regard to me, give freedom to me, or to me give the Bermuda underpants.
English to Spanish and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation.
« Spanish »
Inglés-español y trasero otra vez. Vea what' s perdió (o ganó) en la traducción.
English-Spanish and buttock again. He sees what' s lost (or it won) in the translation.
Feed the fish!
« Icelandic »
Fæða the fiskur!
Give birth to the fishy!
what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for salad
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么是做在我的乳头的这些草莓我需要他们沙拉的
Anything does in mine nipple's these strawberries I needs their salad
God is my Saviour
« Korean »
신은 나의 구원자이다
Is my savior whom puts on
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
Nice shirts like you!