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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
poker face
« Italian »
fronte di mazza
mace forehead
I am getting married next week!
« Welsh »
Dwi yn cael 'n briod 'n gyfnesaf wythnos!
I am being having ' heartburn spouse ' heartburn next of kin week!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
« Spanish »
Nunca yendo a darle para arriba, nunca yendo a dejarle abajo, nunca yendo a funcionar alrededor y a abandonarle, nunca yendo a hacerle el grito, nunca yendo a decir adiós, nunca yendo a decir una mentira y a lastimarle.
Never going to give him for above, never going to never leave him down, going to work around and to leave to him, never going to do the shout to him, never going to say goodbye, never going to say a lie and to hurt to him.
We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind. Your friends do not dance, and if they do not dance, they are not a friend of mine.
« Welsh »
Allwn dawnsia ai 'ch angen at. Allwn ad 'ch ceraint ar ôl. 'ch ceraint gwna mo dawnsia , a ai gwnelan mo dawnsia , ]n mo chyfaill chan chloddia.
We are being able I dance or ' dogs need to. We are being able crooked ' dogs friends after. ' dogs friends do not I dance , I go or they do not I dance n not friend with I dig.
Hello there, i'm bertrand and i would like to fuck you in a swimming-pool or, better, on a horse
« Welsh »
Hello 'na , fi m bertrand a carwn at fuck 'ch mewn yn nofio - bwll ai , gwella , acha blanc
l make heavy ' I do , I ores bertrand I go we love to fuck ' dogs in swimming pit or , improve , astride plank
možda upecam još koji glupi prijevod
« Serbian »
možda upecam još koji glupi dotur
maybe hook else that absurd deliver
If I had a penny for everything stupid that came out of your mouth, I would be a very rich man.
« Chinese (traditional) »
如果我有從您的嘴出來愚笨的一切的一個便士,我會是一個非常富人。
If I have from yours mouth come out stupid all one penny, I can be an unusual rich person.
Sonic the Hedgehog
« Korean »
음 Hedgehog
Sound Hedgehog
i am very messy so all my things are in piles in my house
« Danish »
jeg er nok så nasset altså al mig sager er i hæmorroider i mig hus
i am very gooey consequently all me matters are you haemorrhoids to me cottage
by bryson
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