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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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My pussy cat is cute and fluffy. Don't give it anchovies or else it will choke up a hairball.
« Russian »
Мой кот pussy мил и пушист. Don' t дает ему камс или друг он ограничит вверх hairball.
My tomcat of pussy is dear and downy. Don' t gives to it anchovies or friend it will limit upward hairball.
by Charlie
touch me all over but you will never find my pen
« Korean »
저를 전면 만지십시오 그러나 당신은 나의 펜을 결코 찾아내지 않을 것이다
The whole surface touch me but you assuredly to seek my pen, the inland will not be
how big is your donkey
« French »
combien grand est votre âne
how much large is your ass
i love winning
« Korean »
나는 이기는 사랑한다
Me the selfishness loves
by Sorcha
Well, actually you forgot Poland!
« Croatian »
Kvalitetno , zaista te je zaboravio Poljska!
Meeting high standards , truly these forgot Polish!
Do or do not, there is no try.
« Japanese »
試みがしないか、または、そこにない。
Attempt does not do, or, there is no there.
I went to the store for apple cupcakes but ended up getting deep fried shrimp and chocolate chip muffins.
« Korean »
나는 상점에 사과 컵케이크를 위한 그러나 끝난 튀겨진 새우 및 초콜릿 칩스 머핀을 얻기 높은 쪽으로 갔다.
I respecting the apple cup cake in the shop and the chocolate chip [su] muffin, the [thwi] chaff which ends but the new right which falls and getting was high and side with went.
Slam dunk!
« Portuguese »
Húmido de batida!
Wet of stroke!
by Fluf
you smell like a goat
« Korean »
당신은 산양 같이 냄새맡는다
You sniff the goat together,
a gay guy, a catholic priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
« Slovenian »
veseljak veriga , a splošen duhovnik ter a židovski duhovnik in doktor prava prepotovati v dejstvo.
sandboy tether , however widespread sky-pilot and however Yiddish sky-pilot plus Doctor of Laws trudge within verity.
Nice shirts like you!