A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Una mentira consigue a medio camino en todo el mundo antes de que la verdad tenga una ocasión de conseguir sus pantalones encendido.
A lie obtains halfway anywhere in the world before the truth has an occasion to obtain its trousers ignited.
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Post It!
愚かか。 衝撃を与えることか。 深遠か。 ポスト・イット!
Foolishness? Giving impact? Profundity? Post [itsuto]!
I enjoy rice
私は米を楽しむ
I enjoy the United States
Objection your honour.
Mótmæli þinn heiður.
Motor thy unclouded.
I've missed the train and will now go drinking
I' veは列車を逃し、今飲むことを行く
I' ve lets escape the train, now drinking goes
tell your boyfriend if he says he has got beef that I am a vegetarian and I am not fucking scared of him
segja þinn kærasti ef hann hann hefur got nautakjöt þessi ÉG er a grænmetisæta og ÉG er ekki bölvaður hræddur af hann
say thy truelove maybe he he hast litter beef ;l) I is a vegetarian and I is not cursed scared with he
The cake is a lie!
torta je laž!
cake had untruth!
A picture is worth a thousand words
A picture est dignitas mille lacuna
A painted is rank a thousand a hole
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Má vznášedlo is mandlovat of eels.
Has hydroskimmer is mangled of eels.
That fat bitch will never get cock
Aby hloupý čubka vůle nikdy brát kohout
That stupid bitch wills never nibble cock