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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have a giant penis.
« Czech »
JÁ mít jeden obr pyj.
SELF hold a troll phallus.
slap shot
« Latin »
plaga offa
plague lump
Please pass the Cheetos, I love how they smell.
« Latin »
Commodo obduco Letifico , EGO diligo quam they nidor.
To make fit to draw over To fertilize , I to value highly how they vapor.
by Dandy
Would you like to do the chores for me?
« Spanish »
¿Usted tiene gusto de hacer las tareas para mí?
You have taste to make the tasks for me?
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
« German »
der schnelle braune Fuchs springt über den faulen Hund
the fast brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Bite Me!
« Portuguese »
Morda-me!
It bites me!
I saw, I came, I conquered.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我看见了,我来了,我征服了。
I saw, I have come, I conquered.
no-tell motel
« Japanese »
モーテルを言いなさい
Be the motel
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
« Italian »
Quanto legno nel mandrino una marmotta nordamericana bloccherebbe se una marmotta nordamericana potesse bloccare il legno nel mandrino?
How much wood in the bloccherebbe mandrel a North American beaver if a North American beaver could block the wood in the mandrel?
I would like to get drunk tonight
« Latin »
EGO would amo impetro madidus tonight
I would to love to get wet tonight
by Kimzza
Nice shirts like you!