Dear Santa,
Please send me:
A Winnie-the-Pooh toy
A real goldfish
A pony
Make-up
Some DVDs
Some books
A bike with 12 gears
Richer parents
srčkan Santa , prosim spodbuda mi : a ki dobiva - - uh! igrača a realen zlata ribica a konjiček popravni izpit neki DVDs neki knjiga a kolo s 12 prestava obogateti starši
dear Santa , you're welcome whetstone we : however winnily uh! toy however rough and ready goldfish however tit trial un DVDs un tome however wheel with shewbread speed to strike oil parents
by Rachel Benn
How stupid are liberals in your country?
« Italian »
How much stupid is the liberal ones in your country?
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Te aari sydämellisyys herättää jotta avioituen -lta Prinssi Halukas ja Cover Keskikohta.
You are cordiality call to wedding from Prince Anxious and Kate Centre.
by Rachel Benn
I am the best fucking stalker of the fucking zone that has ever fucking lived!
« Hungarian »
Am I the prime whore stalker b�l whore zone that possesses sometime whore she was alive!
Little red riding hood is a sexy piece of meat.
« Chinese (traditional) »
Little red rides a horse the hood is the sexy sliced meat.
become one with russia , da?
d hun ag Rwsia da?
heartburn self with Russia good?
Would you prefer onion rings or french fries with your order?
« Welsh »
Would ' dogs prefer onion circles or ' heartburn French spawns with ' dogs I order?
by SL Kayseau
It looks like you need some new battery's for your watch.
« Japanese »
Depending upon that like you the electric battery whose necessity for
your watch is new it is visible.
What would Jesus do?
kakšen hoteti jezuit delati?
what kind of yammer Jesuit work?
there is pubic hair shrouding my balls
나의 공을 가리는 음모가 있다
There is conspiracy which hides my public affairs